Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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