yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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