Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We are two peas in an std pod
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
