Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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