Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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