I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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