did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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