What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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