i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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