pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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