The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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