There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
either way he was missing a nipple.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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