You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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