everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just found puke in my bra..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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