We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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