That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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