Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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