What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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