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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.

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  So... He's a barber?

  (847): View more from Illinois

  No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.

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