That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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