Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea