Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.

(734): View more from Michigan

What'd you do?

(313): View more from Michigan

Its more like what im about to do.

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(516): View more from New York

You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online

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(425): View more from Washington

Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me

(1-425): View more from Washington

Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".

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(812): View more from Indiana

Why does my nose taste spicy?

(1-812): View more from Indiana

How do you know what your nose tastes like?

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