You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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