I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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