the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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