speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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