you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Randomize
