doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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