You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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