omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
being pregnant is like rehab
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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