So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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