Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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