gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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