We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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