DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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