Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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