i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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