so that wasnt chicken after all
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
