Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm always down for nudity.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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