Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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