Say something about gay babies.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
