We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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