Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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