so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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