And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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