Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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