jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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