We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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