Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to