dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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