Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have fence marks all over my body
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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