Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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