I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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