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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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