Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
