The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
wow bdsm is so cute
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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