we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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