I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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