Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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