Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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