hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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