So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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