weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.