Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard