They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.